The Bison is still at large and not in camp?

Ah! Now I am confused. A few days ago, a report said Michael Essien had joined the team. And now, he won’t join them until early next week? Our captain? What in the world is going on. The latest is that he is now waiting for a visa? Aka, the bison is in the wild of London’s concrete jungle still. Come on man? If there was one guy they should have processed a visa for, like I don’t know, right after CAN 2008, it should have been Essien. But let’s not panic. I just hope Chelsea are not using some Russian mafia tactics to keep our boy out. My sources are out on this and after our investigations I will confirm.

But it raises some questions like who is going to captain the side in the first game if he doesn’t show up? Also, if he hasn’t fully recovered should we even be risking him in a tournament? I would say place him in a cryogenic facility and produce him in June, just in time for the football mundial.

Back to the captain question though. Hmmm, let me think. Would Eric Addo be the next logical person? That would be interesting. Or maybe Kwadwo Asamoah? Meanwhile here’s a list of our players and their jersey numbers. Get to know your players and if the numbers make you remember former players let us know.

Oh, I know. I saw number 2 and thought of Frank Amankwa, that short guy. I saw 11 and thought C. K. Akonnor, that skinny, tall and lanky  guy with a deadly left foot. Who could forget the number 9 and Yeboah. 

Any contributions?