ALL HAIL NEW BLACK STARS COACH

Soft-spoken Kwasi Appiah met the press Tuesday in a formal unveiling as Black Stars coach. The scene was a stark contrast from weeks back when there was open hostility to Goran Stevanovic. There was a celebratory air to it this time as journalists patiently waited their turn and respectfully asked questions.

After all, they finally got their man; a Ghanaian to coach the Stars after countless foreign hires including a consecutive trio of Serbians.

To some, this appointment was long overdue. Over the last decade, the chorus has grown louder for a Ghanaian coach every time a vacancy opened. Many have put forth a rigid nationalistic view. A national team for Ghanaians must be coached by a Ghanaian. The assumption as I see it in the minds of these voices is that a Ghanaian will understand and give more importance to the Black Stars because he feels and lives the need to be successful that the passionate fan does. Also, a Ghanaian is more apt to understand the psyche of the Ghanaian player. The foreign coaches somehow appear too detached from the team to make the right decisions in critical moments. All this is compounded when you hear of their pay and benefits. Stevanovic made this impression worse with his constant absence from the country and more specific to his job, local league centers.

There is no question Appiah has paid his dues after serving as assistant to multiple expatriates and deserves as much support as he needs. His success over the two year duration of his contract will represent a success for the whole country.

He sat next to Stevanovic at the press conference after the Cup of Nations when some journalists forgot their professional responsibilities and lost their composure. This episode meant he need not go as far back as his playing days as captain to be reminded of how quickly Ghanaians can turn when the results don’t go right.

The current fragility of the Black Stars what with reports of disunity, black magic used to injure fellow teammates etc has been laid squarely at the feet of Stevanovic’s lack of good management. Appiah has that, his nationality and a schedule that has us playing against Lesotho next to thank for the unison nature of support thusfar. A positive result in the June fixture and he’ll be on his way to justifying his appointment.

He is now the unquestioned boss and it is only results, not his nationality or the color of his skin that will matter in judging him.

Surely, he wouldn’t want it any other way.

OUT OF TOUCH?

Under-fire Ghana coach says his hands are in the hands of the FA

A year ago, Goran Stevanovic walked into the Ghana Football Association press room a confident man flanked by members of the Association. An assured Kwesi Nyantekyi introduced our next Serbian miracle worker. Stevanovic seemed affable, spoke English (halting but he promised to improve), and brashly proclaimed he was here to get Ghana over the hump. He wanted to end the country’s 30-year drought. He said all the right things about Ghana having plenty talent and the right mix of players. He was eager to surpass his Serbian predecessors. Ghanaians hung onto his words like they do to those of a priest on Sunday espousing the prosperity doctrine.

We had been to the final of the African Cup of Nations and the quarter finals of the World Cup the previous year so there was evidence that he could. We all could envision the kind of lift a Cup would bring. We needed to believe him. It was our escape and it became our obsession particularly as some traditional giants failed to even get to the CAN.

Fast forward a year and the scene could not be any more different. Fresh off the failure in Gabon/Equatorial Guinea, here Plavi was leaning on assistant Kwasi Appiah like he was a crutch; Appiah suddenly turning interpreter for some questions. A once triumphant Nyantekyi also seemed subdued, resigned to a coach’s demise.

An already tense room became inflamed at the suggestion by the coach that he didn’t promise to resign if the Black Stars didn’t bring the Cup back. To be fair, listening to the clip he has a point. No matter. A coach with two losses over 18 matches has his head on the chopping block.

Before that, the GFA announced they were deferring the decision on the coach for two weeks pending consultation with its legal team. This was hardly a vote of confidence. In between there were apologies by the coach and the FA to Ghanaians for the team’s failure.

It’s been two weeks since Ghana exited the Cup of Nations. Fourteen days to let people’s emotions simmer down and reasoned judgments about the team take over. If Ghanaian journalists represent the mood of the country, then we are really, really MAD. We are angry at not winning the 2012 cup.We are upset about seemingly empty promises, and perhaps most of all, we are insulted because we feel we’re being lied to. But why are we so mad?

What happened between his appointment and now for there to be such open hostility towards him. There were shouts of ‘tsssooooo boooiiii’ at one stage as if one were going to war. Where did the negative feelings emanate from?

MODESTY

It has to do with the increasing cynicism that permeates many aspects of our society. It is manifested especially towards people in authority and intensifies as the reliable supply of basic amenities like water and electricity elude many. Football had all this while been our refuge, the place where we go to see Ghanaians excel, our center for excellence.

Plavi promised like an African politician and failed like one. His apology to the public seemed like someone saying what he wanted us to hear and it made us mad.

Despite criticisms of negative tactics, Milovan Rajevac endeared himself to Ghanaians. He was modest in everything he did. Rajevac lived here and his preference for track suits suggested a plain manner. He seemed shy, humble, he under promised and over delivered. He related to his players well and did not seem vindictive giving players like Sulley Muntari second chances when they acted out of turn.

Alhaji Grunsah may have stolen the show when he took the floor and pleaded with the coach to stay in Ghana. As only he could, he said, ‘when you’re an employee of UTC, you don’t spend more time at GNTC.’ He implored Plavi to spend more time in Ghana and work for the Ghanaian people. Visit local league centers, scout players, unearth talent was the cry.

If Plavi stays, which looks increasingly unlikely, he’ll do well to heed Grunsah’s advice for it’ll allow him to learn more about our football the culture in which it is played and the people who live by it. That knowledge will go a long way to inform his tactics and prevent him frombeing out of touch.

GAME TIME

You know what time it is (in my Sarkodie Obidi voice)!!!

On a day like this, can any Ghanaian’s focus be on anything but the Black Stars? I went to bed with the game on my mind and woke up in a similar state. I might be more fanatical than most but it’s not unusual for non-football fans to be roped in when the stakes become so high. It’s the semi-finals of the African Cup of Nations and at this stage, it is becoming less about sport and more about national pride.

So whether it is through hardworking farmers,  emissary entertainers or officials the Black Stars will know that the entire nation is rooting for them. And praying for them.

The prayers haven’t worked for Emmanuel Agyemang Badu, a knee injury ruling him out. It is uncertain who takes his place and whether that player can offer anything close to Badu’s dynamism. No one said this journey would be easy though and at every stage the Stars have had to overcome one obstacle or another. From a red card to injuries, to outright thuggish tactics the Stars are here because of a will to win and an unceasing focus on the task at hand – to end Ghana’s 30 year drought.

The ‘Chipolopolo’ have sentimental reasons as well for wanting to advance to the final. Outside of not having won the cup before, they are keen to honor the memory of players lost in a plane crash.

There is all to play for then. A place in the finals, chance to erase memories of futility, and opportunities to please fellow citizens the World over.

Will the Stars clear another hurdle? Stay Tuned.

BRINKMANSHIP: BLACK STARS ON CUSP OF QUARTERS

Dede Ayew was in man of the match mode against Mali Photo Credit: Senyuiedzorm Adadevoh

Time and again, when doubters emerge and the critics hit their high notes, Ghana’s Black Stars find ways to be more than the sum of their parts. After a rigid display against Botswana in which they lost their captain John Mensah to a red card, the Stars had something to prove. Given Guinea’s mauling of the Zebras in the earlier match on Saturday, there was arguably more pressure on Ghana to win this game than Mali. A win against Mali and their qualification is virtually academic.

Ghana duly beat Mali 2-0 in a confidence building display. A wonderful freekick by Asamoah Gyan set the Black Stars on their way. Andre Dede Ayew came to the CAN 2012 party with an equally good piece of individual skill and deservedly picked up the man of the match award afterwards.

Now Asamoah Gyan has got back all the confidence he needs. Then again, from his ‘I am great’ comments not that it ever left. The Stars are surely in the driver’s seat, needing only a point in their last match to ensure qualification to the next round. There was a lot to like about this victory not least the goals.

Masahudu Alhassan was a natural fit at left back, bringing more balance to the team. The team’s win should do him a world of good and he’ll gain lots of confidence. On one occasion in the first half, he was cleverly outwitted by some good Malian wing play. He settled down well after that and looked good pushing forward. For a young player starting his first meaningful international match, he slotted in very nicely. Against Guinea however, he’ll likely need extra support from either Dede Ayew or Sulley Muntari.

Kwadwo Asamoah was a delight to watch as he took on the Malian defenders often leaving them for dead. The criticism of Asamoah is that he is not consistent enough when he plays for the Stars. To the extent that he can maintain his performance, the team will be in good stead. He offered the unpredictability that was missing going forward in Ghana’s game against Botswana. Surely, he’s earned his place in the starting line up for the next match.

The determination Dede Ayew showed in scoring his goal was evident throughout the match. Along with Asamoah, he drove the team forward, often earning freekicks in good positions. Gyan’s goal was a result of one such foul.

Unsung heroes were the makeshift pairing of Jonathan Mensah and John Boye for ably protecting Adam Kwarasey’s goal. Anthony ‘Pablo’ Annan, Ghana’s smallest player is often unsung. However, Barcelona player Seydou Keita’s relatively quiet game was a credit to Annan’s outsized talent and Emmanuel Agyemang Badu’s effectiveness along Annan.

Not to be a killjoy but Adam Kwarasey’s performance on set pieces means there is still cause for concern. Kwarasey has shown good reflexes on shots from outside the box in the past but he can’t continue to flap at set pieces. He’ll have to be more decisive in subsequent matches if he is not to be targeted De Gea style.

Looking ahead, Ghana get back Isaac Vorsah and John Mensah for the final group match. Guinea are far from pushovers and Goran Stevanovic will be glad to have his experienced defenders back.  The play of John Boye means that Vorsah might have to wait his turn. Mensah, if fit will be welcome back with open arms. Guinea’s attackers have trickery for days and will be a test for anyone. Yet, even they lose to Guinea, all Ghana have to do is avoid a heavy defeat and they’ll book their spot in the quarter-finals.

Who said anything about losing though? We’re in it to win it.

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM – BLACK STARS NON-SEXY VICTORY

Captain Fantastic

That was needlessly nerve wracking. Ghana won 1-0 against Botswana on Tuesday but it felt unconvincing, flat and unfulfilling. Thank the heightened expectations for the Black Stars after surprise appearances in the final of the 201o Cup of Nations and World Cup quarter-final.

The overwhelming sentiment from Ghana’s fans after the victory was one of disappointment. As unquestionable favorites, playing against new entrants, the thought was the Black Stars should bury the Zebras in an avalanche. Not to be as their Southern African opponents put up a stiff resistance.

Yet rather than disappointment, I felt it was a very professional, routine non-sexy victory. It is the sort of victory a coach might even delight in. You win and are given a chance to work on your flaws. There might even have been an element of luck but in the end, I felt some relief especially because we played the last 20 minutes down a man. Getting three points to start the competition was most important. Anyone who needs reminding need not look further than our West African neighbors, Senegal who are packing their bags as we speak.

Captain John Mensah led by example, scoring in the 25th minute to put the Stars ahead. He later took one for the team by preventing a clear goal scoring opportunity leading to a red card. The man of the match was John Boye for his general composure but also for his crucial clearance off the line in the second half.

It is telling that for a team that wants to play more attacking football and had most of the possession at one stage of the match, the two most significant people were defenders. That is a testament to how well Botswana defended but also to our lack of creative options up front. In many ways, Botswana defended and played like Ghana did two years ago. Soak up the pressure and hope to hit on the break. It almost worked but for the Stars composure and experience.

Looking ahead, Goran Stevanovic’s insistence on taking nine defenders seems prescient at this point given John Mensah’s suspension and injury. Isaac Vorsah will also miss the next match against Mali meaning Jonathan Mensah will likely step into the starting line up, something he’s done before. Either way it’s a headache Stevanovic would rather not be dealing with despite having brought some reserve.

Of greater concern to me are the changes he made to start the match. Putting Samuel Inkoom at left back for me was head scratching. We have played countless matches leading up to the Afcon. If ‘Plavi’ saw Inkoom as a viable option, why didn’t he try him out in some of the matches so he got familiar with it? I feel the same way about his inclusion of Jordan Ayew. He could have been better integrated along the way.

In midfield, while Sulley Muntari was active but not as effective with his outside shots and incisive passes as one would hope.

There was something missing in the link up play between the midfielders and Asamoah Gyan. Gyan was often isolated because there was too much space between him and the midfield.

In the end, some analysts might downgrade Ghana’s chances of winning the whole shebang. Let them. I believe Ghana will play better as the tournament goes on. This modest victory might also help to recalibrate the fans’ expectations. It might not be the worst thing in the World if views like this filter to the squad. When Ghanaian players see themselves as underdogs, they rise to the occasion. When they see themselves as inevitable winners they tend to become complacent and let their guards down. If we’ve learnt one thing in this tournament so far though, it is ‘take nothing for granted’.

TODAY BE TODAY: BLACK STARS BEGIN AFCON 2012 JOURNEY

The time for tying up loose ends is over. Can Goran Stevanovic lead his men towards a championship? The journey starts now

The truth is after following Goran Stevanovic for a little over a year, even those close to the team must be struggling to predict his full line up before today’s match against Botswana. If this story is true then this will be the latest in his ever-changing line up. Given that the Stars camp continues to be shrouded in secrecy expect the unexpected.

Nevertheless, the uncertainty from game to game makes his line up the most intriguing thing to look out for. To quote Donald Rumsfeld, there are known unknowns and known knowns. We start with the known knowns. There will be 11 men on the field at the start of the match for Ghana.

Now that we’ve got the obvious out of the way, I can also say any website that puts Isaac Vorsah in a probable line-up can’t have seen Rumsfeld’s memo or they simply didn’t do enough research. He is suspended for two matches.

Adam Kwarasey will be in goal, all things being equal. John Paintsil and John Mensah will join him in defense. In the midfield, Sulley Muntari and Emmanuel Agyemang Badu are certain starters along with Dede Ayew.Asamoah Gyan is likely to lead the attack as all indications are that he has fully recovered from his hamstring woes. Who knew horse placentas were so magical? The question is how match fit is he? The number of minutes he plays will be an indicator of whether he is 100 percent.

Which leads us to the known unknowns. Someone will have to play on the left side of defense. My guess is it’s going to be between Daniel Opare and Masawudu Alhassan. Then again, the earlier link suggests otherwise.

Another of my top things to look out for will be the performance of Adam Kwarasey. This will be Kwarasey’s first major tournament since his call up to the Black Stars. While he has proven himself in friendlies and a few competitive matches, the pre-tournament friendly against South Africa might have provided some cause for concern. He conceded a soft goal early in the match. Has he put that behind him or will his nerves be frayed? Will Ghanaians regret ostracizing Richard ‘Olele’ Kingson?

Who starts in midfield with Agyemang Badu, Muntari and Dede Ayew? The answer depends on what formation Stevanovic starts with. My bet though is on Derek Boateng but some websites suggest Anthony Annan gets the nod.

Also, does Ghana go with two forwards or one? If two, Jordan Ayew will likely join his brother in the starting line up while partnering Baby Jet upfront. If one, Samuel Inkoom might be preferred on the right wing for his speed on the wings and ability to track back defensively. Jordan could still make the starting line up but as a winger.

Speaking of defense, if the game against South Africa is anything to go by then John Boye gets the nod in Vorsah’s place. Regardless of who starts, the sense is Ghanaians are looking forward to a convincing performance by the Stars. As one of my twitter followers put it, “Black Stars are probably our only national pride at this point.” Perhaps an exaggeration but an indication that the Stars provide much needed relief from life’s daily struggles for many Ghanaians.

Pressure? What pressure?

My Ghana XI:

Adam Kwarasey, John Paintsil, John Boye, John Mensah, Daniel Opare, Emmanuel Agyemang Badu, Derek Boateng, Dede Ayew, Samuel Inkoom, Sulley Muntari, Asamoah Gyan

Ghana Set for Afcon Test

The 2012 African Cup of Nations began on Saturday with drama all around. Hosts Equatorial Guinea followed the script of host nations doing well in the tournament by recording a morale boosting 1-0 victory over Libya. Libya’s good football was undone by Javier Balboa’s 87th minute strike sending the home nation into ecstasy and leaving the Equatorial Guinean players to figure out how to share one million dollars among them. Easy, if you ask me.

Zambia added to the drama of the opening day with a stunning 2-1 victory over highly fancied Senegal. It turns out Senegal have a lot of attacking talent but what’s that got to do with defending? Nothing, as Zambia showed, relying on a perfect half of counter attacking football to expose a shaky Senegalese defense marshalled by Marseille’s Souleymane Diawara. The Teranga Lions aka the fat cat lions, wasted numerous second half chances and have only themselves to blame.

Day one suggests this could be a wide-open tournament and predicting the scores of Day two’s first game, Burkina Faso – Angola didn’t help. Angola pulled through with a 2-1 victory, credit going to goalscorer Manucho with an opportunistic goal.

Sudan gave a good account of themselves in their 1-0 loss to Cote d’ Ivoire, the difference being, Cote d’ Ivoire have Didier Drogba and Sudan have…

It’s Ghana’s turn Tuesday and the latest news coming out of camp is that get this, Asamoah Gyan (insert dramatic pause here) has got a new haircut just in time for the Black Stars Afcon opener. A sign of boredom or incredible focus. His critics will likely have a field day. Gyan only has to score and do a nice Azonto rendition for them to be won over though. Of course, it could be worse. He could be injured and not participating. Alas, he is and is focused on delivering.

The boys’ psyche is best exemplified in this piece. Dede Ayew, Sulley Muntari and Goran Stevanovic are aware of what a victory would mean for them and for the country as a whole. Their determined looks and calm confidence reflect a group that is ready and single-minded.

Football is played on the field though. So, until tomorrow, we await.

PLACENTAS, PRAYER AND PASSOVER

Ghanaians turn to prayer and horse placentas in race to get key players fit

Heading into this year’s African Cup of Nations, the watchword for the Black Stars seems to be ‘horse placenta’!!! Injuries to Asamoah Gyan and Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu, two of our influential players, weeks to the tournament threatens to put a dampener on Ghana’s chances of lifting the trophy. The constantly crocked state of John ‘the rock of Gibraltar’ Mensah sinks hearts further. Hope springs eternal in Ghana though only if we turn to… prayer.

As Ghanaians are wont to do in difficult situations the proposed remedy on the lips of many is to pray. Gyan’s fitness has supposedly become a national priority. Declare a national day of prayer already, Mr. President. The much hyped new year’s religious events (Passover, Crossover, Be Bowled Over?) might have been huge commercial successes but totally missed the memo. I was half expecting all their billboards to change to show Asamoah Gyan’s face and legs while urging the flock to tirelessly pray for him. Alas, their constant need for self promotion and glorifying mere mortals would not give space for such change (especially at the last minute) and would inevitably brand such an idea blasphemous. It’s not too late though, we all have direct lines to God so get on your knees, say a Hail Mary and it shall be well.

The thought of a national day of prayer may sound bizarre in more secular countries. Not here. Hiring a Serbian lady to provide groundbreaking medically and magically advanced horse placenta treatment is not only bizarre but sounds an awful lot like juju. You know, juju…black magic? Just when we thought to banish the practice because it was offensive and didn’t work.

Who am I to cast doubt when the Baby Jet himself is willing to try?  Then again, Gyan’s shock move to Arabia suggest he is as open minded as they come. Kovacevic’s hire will give more fodder to the author of this article who is conviced there is a grand mafioso alliance between the GFA and some Serbian agents. Think Sicily meets Florence or something like that. For Odartey Lamptey, it is a simple equation. Gyan and for that matter any player who is not 100 percent before the tournament should be dropped.

Mariana Kovacevic would not be the first white witch doctor to grace the touchlines of African Cups of Nations. There’s Westerhof, Troussier, Leroy, Pfister (who also has the singular honor of branding a fad), Rajevac…Stevanovic? One thing is for sure, the return of placenta to the team’s camp ensures we can’t say Stevanovic is not pulling all the stops so he leaves his mark on the competition.

But back to equine placentas. My question is whether we’re importing this placenta. How many do we need? Does it work only if brought from a particular part of the World? Our economy is now importing all manner of things but horse placenta would have to take the cake. For accountability’s sake, GFA please put the supply of horse placenta on tender. Polo Club, here I come!!! There’s a deal to be made.

SHOULD GHANA AGREE TO MARSEILLE REQUEST FOR AYEWS?

Dede Ayew, Marseille's most consistent player

UPDATE: The Ghana Football Association has reached a compromise of sorts with a number of European clubs regarding the reporting date for a few Black Stars players as they head to camp.

 

Marseille is putting in a special request for Ayew brothers, Andre and Jordan to remain at the club until after January 7, the day players are to report for preparations towards the 2012 Cup of Nations. Prior to African Cup of Nations tournaments, stories like this are typical – the result of the importance of the African player in Europe and the tournament being organized smack in the middle of the European season.

When it comes to the Ayews though, I have flashbacks of Marseille keeping their dad until the last minute before “crucial”  matches (NB: every non-friendly runs the risk of being characterized as “crucial” in Ghanaian sports journalism circles). Once upon a time in the ’90s,  Marseille would keep their dad for a midweek match and arrange for a private jet to deliver him in time for a weekend Black Stars match. Immediately after the game, he would be whisked away. Mind you, his performance was always second to none. Ahhh, but these were literally the good old days of AA, before players cited fatigue, injuries, headaches etc. as reasons they couldn’t play for their country.

Additionally, these were before FIFA mandated teams to release their players 14 days before the start of tournaments such as the Afcon and seven days before FIFA sanctioned friendly dates and qualifiers.

The question in this case is whether Ghana should agree to Marseille’s request or insist on the rules being respected to the letter. If the shoe were on the other foot and Ghana asked for Dede and Jordan to be released for an important match (say, Meteors qualifying for Olympics or U-20s World Cup qualifier), would Marseille accede?

Given that they had a chance last year to do that and didn’t why are we having this discussion? Far from being vindictive, such arrangements are possible when you’ve built a certain amount of goodwill with a certain club. It cannot be a one way street. This is just my opinion though. What do you think? Vote below but leave your more detailed comments in the comments section.

Raining Black Stars

African players model new Puma kit (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images for Puma)

Puma unveiled the Black Stars’ new kit a little more than a week ago. Asamoah ‘Baby Jet’ Gyan was among the stars from the continent who rocked their respective countries’ new gear;  Yaya Toure was there to represent Cote d’ Ivoire, Samuel Eto’o, Cameroon and Steven Pienaar, South Africa, to name a few.

Puma’s Creative Africa Network were responsible for the designs with local artists representing the countries taking part. Inviting local artists to participate in the design process was a novel approach to conceiving the national kits of the countries Puma sponsors. The results stuck closely to the most recent Puma templates for jerseys while including the artist’s personal touch.

Ghana's Godfried Donkor (5th Right to Left) chose the theme, 'Raining Black Stars' for his design (Photo by Tom Dulat/Getty Images for Puma)

Ghana’s was designed by Godfried Donkor, a ‘fine artist’ by profession and a passionate supporter of the Black Stars. I spoke to ‘the man, the myth, the soon to be legend’ two days ago about his inspiration for the design, his sudden fame and the final product.

As a kid in Africa, the dream is to become the next Abedi Pele, Roger Milla, Rabah Madjer … Michael Essien, Samuel Eto’o, Didier Drogba and the list goes on.  In a few years, young artists may look to Puma’s initiative and want to become the next Godfried Donkor. So, did Donkor ever dream something like this could happen to him when he was a kid?

“No, even last year up until I got the call I would never have imagined it,” he says. “When we launched it last week that’s when it really dawned on me how big the project was and it’s been an amazing response.”

A native of Kumasi, Donkor left Ghana when he was eight but visits regularly – in some years as often as twice. The London resident says the congratulatory calls have not stopped: from relatives to people he’s lost touch with over the years.

He is merely reaping the rewards of the hard work he’s put in together with the Puma design team over a year and a half to come up with the Home kit. A few weeks before the 2010 World Cup he was approached by Puma representatives to work on the new design. Two weeks after he was asked, he settled on the theme ‘raining Black Stars,’ and submitted designs to reflect that idea. After much back and forth, we have a jersey.  “In the end I was happy with the final design,” he says, satisfied.

Ghana's new jersey (R in the trio of tops) has more stars than before and includes red, gold and green stars

Donkor adds, “I went back to all the memories I had of watching the great Ghana teams from the Abedi Pele era, more recently from the U-20 team and then this team which did so well in the World Cup,” to draw inspiration for the design. He also researched the jerseys the team has won since the ’50s in order to come up with something that would fit in the ever evolving look and feel of a Black Stars jersey. “The way they [2010 Black Stars] played without fear was one of the inspirations as well.”

If he had to do it all again, he would without hesitating. And if he had the power, he would make the stars on the jersey even darker. For that to happen though, FIFA’s rules would have to be broken. Given the fine levied against Puma and the Cameroon Football Federation in the past for a fashion faux-pas, that ain’t happening anytime soon.

For more on Donkor’s design, watch the video below.